I know because I saw great big crates of it on dollies outside the florist near my office.
No photo, unfortunately (gotta get me one of those cameraphones). But stacks of big boxes labeled "Halloween" at your local stores can mean only one thing: it's early August.
I haven't posted in a week because nothing's been happening. Kristiana and I have both been sick, which isn't interesting to write about no matter how hard I try. It's not even the mildly-entertaining, schadenfreude kind of sick; just ordinary sore-throat, sleepy-all-day, open-the-refrigerator-and-can't-remember-what-you-were-looking-for kind of sick. We're mostly over it now.
In other news...there is no other news.
See you when there is.